(General Hospital Spoilers 2/6/2023)
Warning: SPOILERS AHEAD! There’s also a lot of my expletive-laden commentary. And some fun graphic art. Hope you enjoy. #GH #GH60 #GeneralHospital #HASHTAGHASHTAG
Here’s a preview of Monday’s General Hospital (Weekdays on ABC, Weeknights on Hulu) complete with spoilers directly from the network.
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Liz takes Finn’s advice into account.
Chase has a change of heart.
Laura pleads with Spencer.
General Hospital Spoilers 2/6/2023: Who’s in The Episode?
Before I dive into the plot details, let’s take a look at who’s appearing in the episode airing February 6, 2023.
Hamilton Finn (Michael Easton)
Liz Webber (Rebecca Herbst)
Harrison Chase (Josh Swickard)
Laura Collins (Genie Francis)
Spencer Cassidine (Nicholas Chavez)
General Hospital Spoilers 2/6/2023: Liz takes Finn’s advice into account.
Fuck Finn.
Warning: I fucking hate Finn. I especially hate Finn being anywhere near Liz Webber- and I don’t even particularly consider myself that much of a Liz-fan. You know what I am a fan of? Liz Webber being as far the fuck away from Finn and his mansplaining-ass. While I’m at it, fuck Finn’s father, Gregory Chase and his mansplaining-ass, too.
Fuck that whole family- except Chase. I mean, I would totally fuck Chase. Unless he keeps singing, which brings me to…
General Hospital Spoilers 2/6/2023: Chase has a change of heart.
What Chase needs is a change of storyline.
Chase decides to keep singing- and so this Hannah Montana-hellscape of a storyline soldiers on. I think we are all in agreement, music is not this man’s professional calling. Chase shouldn’t be a singer- and honestly, the dude shouldn’t be a police officer either, which is crazy because they let anybody be a police officer. Chase should do Onlyfans, make a bazillion dollars and buy the rights to BLQ’s songs and put those tunes where they belong- in Comet Quartermaine’s manure pile.
Honestly though, Chase deciding to continue singing to free Blaze and BLQ from doing business with Linc, the most sexually inappropriate person on GH since Dr. Jeff “Dick Without Borders” Webber, makes sense plot-wise. You know why? BECAUSE THIS WAS BLQ’S PLAN BEFORE SHE BECAME OBSESSED WITH MAKING CHASE A POP STAR WHICH HE CLEARLY HAS NO DESIRE (OR ABILITY) TO DO.
Amanda Setton and Josh Swickard are too damn attractive to not be banging in every room of the Quatermaine mansion as part of their storyline. Instead, we get arguments about a concert called Gingerbread Jam. Mind you this storyline is going to play out until the Nurse’s Ball, where Chase and BLQ will duet for so long that when even when GH goes to commercial, they will still be fucking singing.
If Rena Sofer doesn’t return as Lois for some L&B-related plot twist- this will be the worst musical-adjacent storyline since they made Sam ballroom dance to thwart her evil-doppelganger (or some stupid shit) back in 2005.
General Hospital Spoilers 2/6/2023: Laura pleads with Spencer.
Laura Collins gives off Great Mom Energy like nobody else in Port Charles.
I’ll say it again: Laura Collins gives off Great Mom Energy like nobody else in Port Charles. Which is wild, considering the fact that all three of her kids are fucking trash.🗑️🗑️🗑️
For those who want to argue that Laura’s children are not garbage people, let’s examine the current state of her offspring. There’s Laura’s daughter Lulu, who’s currently in a coma with no brain function after sustaining a head injury when the Floating Rib was bombed- although, nobody can prove that Lulu showed any brain activity before the accident.
Then there’s Laura’s son Lucky, who’s such a deadbeat dad, he’s putting in less time as a father than anybody in PC history outside of Frisco Jones (and even Frisco had the common decency to return to visit his daughter when she needed a heart transplant and knocked up her mother a second time to celebrate her recovery).
And then there’s Nikolas, who is such a failure as a father that Laura is having to work overtime to convince her grandson Spencer not to take custody of his unborn sibling.
Laura is doing the right thing by keeping her grandson, who went from graduating from a European boarding school to being incarcerated twice in less than a year, from parenting. Even more obvious is the fact that Nikolas- who knocked his son’s teenage girlfriend, then held said-pregnant teen captive in his castle despite her being wanted for murder and just this past week planned to hypnotize and drug the expectant mother of his child to gain full custody while avoiding jail himself- is not father-material.
I’m just going to say it: it’s time for Mayor Laura to call Child Protective Services.
Side-note: shitty kids aside, anybody would be lucky to have Laura Collins as their mom. Lord knows, Liz Webber agrees.
Find out what’s coming up on GH, what recently happened, and what’s going on now by checking back here daily. I plan to make a General Hospital Spoilers post as often as I can.
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